December 2011
185 posts
When it's 1am and people on facebook are saying...
And I’m just sitting here like
you don’t know late until you get a tumblr.
Need a laugh? Click here!
Remember him?
checkmyfacebook:
Reblog and click on the picture.
holy shit you’re kidding me, right? sadlkfhjsdgkhdf hey
This Omg, its amazing
WHY
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
Watchpaulinmass:
Plow that Hole
Wow
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
“Big Jerry was a giant purple dildo, very large in girth and length. Basically,...”
– Michael Fassbender when asked about Tarantino posting pictures of sleeping stars like Brad Pitt and Diane Kruger, with a dildo, on a daily Board of Shame on the set of Inglourious Basterds.
Source
(via fassbendertheginger)
Oh my god.
(via thewinchesterswagger)
Watch
Watchdivincul:
Ashton & Jagger - CM
